User:Kjkhyperion
From ReactOS
Also known as hackbunny, KJK::Hackbunny, and variants thereof. Weird guy from Italy, very little known about him. Prone to nervous breakdowns. In an ongoing outgrossing contest with Alex Ionescu - you could be caught in the crossfires on the IRC channel. Loves to talk about self in third person. Loves cheesecake. Current role in ReactOS: giving unasked for advice in the IRC channel. PSEH developer and maintainer. Once led the now dead POSIX subsystem sub-project - will rant about it given the occasion.
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Quotes
- "Pancakes!"
Testimonials
Please spam this section with the most preposterous misinformation you can conceive about KJK::Hyperion. Please don't remove this notice.
Wierd_W:
- "I Saw the whole thing! He ate my zombie neighbors! Where am I supposed to get new zombies for neighbors in THIS day and age!? But that's not all! I seen him calling space aliens with a bag of Jiffy Pop and a koleidoscope! Man-- He's one scary guy!"
- "This one dude dropped a spoon and he totally flipped out. It was in this town called, you know, pompeii."
- This guy is nice enough to help me out with testing/debuging ROS. Thanks.
- KJK::Hyperion is not boring… he is a funny person. Sometimes he is funny as a broken bottle up your arse, but he is still funny nevertheless.
- (that's a "…", by the way)
KJK::Hyperion is so boring…
… he doesn't drink
… he doesn't smoke
… he doesn't do drugs
… he doesn't have a driver's license
… he always uses "…" in HTML instead of three dots
… he is white, male and heterosexual
… he wears Converse sneakers
… he wears black Converse sneakers
… he pedantically laced his Converse sneakers in Straight (Fashion) style
… he always lowers the toilet seat
… he always wears the seatbelt
… he uses Windows
… he always reverts vandalism on Wikipedia
… he doesn't like Borat
… he started this list
… he can't finish this list
… he corrected Ged's entries to this list to use "…" instead of three dots
… he spends all his spare time ranting in IRC
… Ged finished this list but still people post worthless stuff here. And WTH has the IP of hell to do with 3 dots?
… he knows "hellip" means "horizontal ellipsis"
… his blood type is 0+
… he is as tall and weighs as much as Bruce Lee, but gets beaten up by girls
… he doesn't even have a fetish on getting beaten up by girls
… he is not gay for Bridget
KJK::Hyperion is so vain…
… he probably thinks this page is about him (don't you? don't you?).
Synonyms of "boring" KJK::Hyperion finds fitting
- Square
- Plain
- Mundane
Theories on what "KJK" means
- Killing and Judo Knight
- Killed John Kennedy
- 'Kinder- und Jugendfilm Korrespondenz
- Kim Jong Kook (http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0OoVuHnt4U)
- Kathy Jo Kelly
- Kent Jezu Krist (he would be really old then)
FACTS
KJK::Hyperion is not affiliated with KJK the RPG, despite all evidence to the contrary, but he's sure they will appreciate the referral.
Orcas are dolphins.
Bruce Lee was a cha cha cha champion.
Women have only been schwinging for few years.
The Mi-24 can do a barrel roll.
If you don't know who Luigi Serafini is, you are dead to KJK::Hyperion.
KJK::Hyperion can kick your ass so hard he'll turn you into a Klein bottle.
Hydrothermal vent tubeworms get organic compounds from bacteria that live in their trophosome.
Stalin wrote romantic poetry.
KJK::Hyperion is catholic, fuck you.
Ex falso quodlibet.
Kansas City is in Missouri.
The longest officially documented human penis was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson.
KJK::Hyperion vs Wikipedia
Not that interesting in the first place.
External links
- KJK::Hyperion's site, sort of. KJK::Hyperion totally doesn't exploit the ReactOS wiki to boost his Google rank.
- KJK::Hyperion at LinuxWorld Expo 2004 in Frankfurt. Another example of totally not exploiting the wiki for ranking purposes.
