They say to contact the Jira admin, but I can't contact without logging in.
I think my problem is my account might be grandfathered in a weird way. I think I created this account before Jira, (My account is 5 years and 8 months old) so I may not have a Jira account. I tried to recover my Jira Password and username, but I don't have it in my inbox even though it said it sent me a message. (tried every folder, even spam) I recovered my password to the rest of the site and I can log out and log back in to this forum. I also tried Ctrl+V-ing my password and changing from my username to email with Jira and nothing works.
I was getting ready to send in a bug report and I guess I'm pretty well detailed with them judging by this post